Divide and Plonker

This Referendum business is something that definitely hasn’t been talked about enough so guess what, I am going to pile in, no-holds barred. Plenty has been said about the lamentable consequences of the Brexit referendum. All those pathetic “experts” that the Leave campaign repudiated with such disdain, all those lifelong economists that warned of the impending economic suicide that a Leave vote would unleash, have … Continue reading Divide and Plonker


Everybody Knows That The Good Guys Lost

It often ends with a whisper, rather than with a Hollywood explosion. But unless you’re a completely idiotic uneducated moron (so basically a Brexiter), it is obvious that the 24th June 2016 is the day the United Kingdom, as we knew and loved it, ceased to exist.   It will be replaced by something else entirely.   We can’t say we didn’t see it coming. … Continue reading Everybody Knows That The Good Guys Lost


Panama Papers – The Great British Rip-Off

Before we start our controversial debate as to whether it’s morally wrong for unimaginably wealthy people to avoid paying taxes whilst lobbying for austerity to be imposed on the poor, it is worth noting the complete inadequacy of the moniker ‘Panama Papers’.

The ‘Panama Papers’ sounds like a film starring Tom Cruise about a young, handsome, and yet vertically challenged lawyer, who finds buried evidence about poor procurement practices in Lancaster City Council, whilst wearing his Panama hat. It’s wholly inadequate for the situation we are facing here. It’s like calling the Jimmy Saville scandal ‘The Lime Grove Indiscretions’. It doesn’t exactly tell the whole story.

This should really have been called ‘You Are Getting Completely Screwed by a Super Wealthy Elite, And It’s Only Getting Worse, Part XVI’. No Tom Cruise needed for that one, and at least we all know where we stand. Continue reading “Panama Papers – The Great British Rip-Off”


Mad as Mad Houses

The government is about to spend £2bn throwing petrol onto a housing market that is already on fire. It is just one example of a central government housing policy designed to convert scarce public resources into votes at the ballot box, regardless of whether they exacerbate the very housing crisis the government should be trying to solve. It is divisive, unjust and economically reckless. The total disregard for the waste of public resources required to fund these lunatic schemes should shame a government which boasts loudly about its economic prudence. That they seem to genuinely not care should be cause for national outrage. Continue reading “Mad as Mad Houses”


Make America Hate Again

The United States has given the world a lot of good things. Superbowl. Superman Returns. Super Tuesday. Post-it notes. The Doors. The Civil Rights Act. The Rule of Law and a democratic system that consists of a clear separation between Church and State. Like all other countries, the United States isn’t perfect and has also contributed its share of negatives: Iraq. WMD. The Middle East … Continue reading Make America Hate Again


Scalia, Obama, and Loretta – what next for the Supreme Court?

The job title of ‘President of the United States of America’ is a rather coveted one, transforming its holder from a hopeful candidate to the most powerful person in the world. And yet, as Obama discovered, this job comes with a raft of checks and balances designed to constrain the power of the executive. While the President retains a lot of autonomy in the international … Continue reading Scalia, Obama, and Loretta – what next for the Supreme Court?


CRISPR and the Future of Humanity

Every once in a while there comes a technology that revolutionises the way we live: the internet, penicillin, electricity, or the selfie stick, all have completely changed the way we interact and perceive the world around us. The technology is rarely political per se, but its impact is so great that it ends up shaping the way we live. Before the internet was regulated, and monitored, and encrypted, and taken over by governments and corporations, it was just an interesting communication technology that early adopters explored freely. There were no rules, no laws regulating its use, and no limits on the use of free speech on it. It was in its ‘pre-politics’ phase.

Today, the internet, like drugs and the use of electricity, is heavily regulated, monitored, and legislated for. It is inherently political. But that wasn’t always the case.

The technology that is the subject of today’s article has the potential to revolutionise humanity in a way that few technologies before have. Even more so than selfie-sticks. And if this technology is currently in its ‘pre-politics’ phase, it is blatantly obvious that it will become terribly political at some point. Perhaps even tragically so. It might therefore be pertinent to understand what this technology is, what it does, and what this means for us.

That technology is called CRISPR. I first heard of it on a podcast called RadioLab, and if you fancy a listen, you can find it here. I’m not one for hyperboles, but this technology has the potential to change the rules and parameters of human existence. It was invented millions of years ago. By bacteria, those invisible celebrities from the Yakult adverts. Continue reading “CRISPR and the Future of Humanity”